Amy Lu ; 15 ; Basketball ; Portland, Oregon .
Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one. Ivern Ball (via floricawild)
- waking up: haha fuck
Me on my period
- Uterus: Oh, so, no baby?
- Uterus: Okay
- Me: No -
- Uterus: SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
- Me: FUCK FUCK FUCK
- Vagina: *unleashes red sea*
- Pad: I'm not cleaning that up.
- Ovaries: Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
- Cramps: Howdy
- Junk Food: Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
- Chocolate: No me
- Acne: Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
- Pad: CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
- Vagina: I can do better, hold up
- Vagina: *Niagara Falls*
- Pad: You still missed.
- Lower Back: Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
- Ovaries: WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
- Cramps: *sings the Ave Maria*
- Uterus: USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ
- Me: *dead*
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